帮忙找找初中英语情景剧剧本
阿q外传
阿Q： hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q.
I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner， but I don't believe it .
老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.
阿Q： oh ,your fathers birthday?
How old is your father?
老板： hah, he is dead.
阿Q： oh he is`````
I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear that
But when did your father die ?
老板： Two years before I was born.
阿Q： Oh ,two years before you were born ?
老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .
阿Q： of course , of course I will work harder,. But master```
老板： en?
阿Q： I just want some more money. Some more money``
老板： you want some more money?
阿Q： Yes , some more money master.
老板： hahah ,打他
Tell you , no way
阿Q： No way ```哭
老板： I can find some body to help you .
阿Q：Somebody to help me? Who?
老板： WUMA, come here .
Wuma, be quick.
阿Q： wuma ? 登场wuma
老板： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with AQ.
AQ`````打他
阿Q： master ,
老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.
阿Q： NO problem`.
老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.
阿Q： OF course not.
老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.
阿Q： OH animals to eat .
OK`````
老板： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .
阿Q： Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下场
阿Q：eng``` wuma , wuma .
Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma
吴妈： My name is wuma
阿Q： wuma how many husbands do you have?
吴妈： only one
阿Q： she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?
W : he is dead
阿Q： OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money
吴妈： so you have o lot of wives?
阿Q： a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.
吴妈： are they beautiful?
阿Q： of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals.
I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you.
I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as animals.
Wuma``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ````
I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my wife.
Wuma, I just want to sleep with you.
吴妈： what ? what did you say?
阿Q： wuma, I just want to sleep with you..
吴妈： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman````
P: Wher is the wolf ?
W : here
P: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it .
Beautiful woman! May I know your name?
吴妈： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.
警察：May I know your name？
吴妈：My name is Wu Ma，People call me Wuma.
警察：Oh Wuma，how many husband do you have？
吴妈：Only one.
警察：Oh，only one？How old is she？
吴妈：He is dead.
警察：Dead？Good.
警察：Wuma，I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.
阿Q：Wuma…
警察：Wuma…
阿Q：Wuma…
警察：Wuma…
警察 阿Q：Wuma… （动作）
警察：阿Q啊…
阿Q：ei…
警察：Wuma is very beautifu，right？
老板：阿Q啊
阿Q：Oh，master！（警察吓趴下）
老板：what did u do to Wuma？
阿Q：I did nothing！I did nothing！
老板：Stop！Stop！
阿Q：AH…
老板：Wuma， Come here！Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察吓醒！）
警察：Nice to meet you…
老板：Wuma，coffee，coffee…
警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吴妈
老板：Delicious coffee！
警察：Beautiful woman…
老板：Let’s cheers！
警察：OK，Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.
老板：What？
警察：（从口袋里拿出钱）Ten thousands.
老板：What do you mean？
警察：I want Wuma.
老板：Ah？You want Wuma？
阿Q：（冲过来）Master！
老板：My dear sir，you know，tomorrow is my farther’s birthday.I need her to work for me.
警察：I know，I know！
老板：You know. Ha Ha Ha…
警察：One million！
老板：One million？
警察：I want Wuma.
阿Q：（冲过来）I want Wuma.
老板：My dear Sir，you know，tomorrow is really my father’s birthday.
警察：I know，I know…
老板：you know…
警察：（掏出枪）I want Wuma！
老板：Hn…. Wuma is yours！
警察：Thank you ！hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. (掏出钱，塞到吴妈手中)You see，I’m good.
吴妈：撒掉钱，老板去捡
警察：Shit，I will kill you.
阿Q：哼，我手持钢鞭将你打！Master！
警察：哼 Wma，if you don’t go with me，I will kill you at once.
阿Q：You can’t hurt her.
警察：eng，bia（用枪打阿Q）
阿Q：I am hurt，I am dying Wuma，but before I die，I will draw a picture for you.wait a moment. (冲到老板面前，嚎哭)Master，this is my last request.（忽然站立）Master I just want a big piece of paper. （甩开老板）Be quick！（倒向吴妈）
吴妈：阿Q，are you all right？
阿Q：咳嗽，Wuma， you know I am not a wolf.
吴妈：I know，I know.
阿Q：Wuma，Do you know，I love you very much？Wma。I just want you to be my wife，Ok？
吴妈：OK，I will be your wife.
阿Q：But Wuma，you know，I am very poor.
吴妈：I don’t care，I don’t care.
阿Q：咳嗽 咳嗽
警察：Ah，this is a big pen.
老板：Ah，this is small paper.（跑开） And this is large paper，here you are.
阿Q：A big pen，OK！哼哼哈哈I will draw a picture for Wuma.
三人一起摇晃，阿Q倒地拿起画，上面两个心
阿Q：Wuma，this is the only picture for you，Wuma I am dying，咳嗽Wuma！！！！倒地
警察：So Wuma， you just go with me !
老板：No Wuma， you just go with me !
警察：go with me..（你在这边）
老板：go with me
警察：Hahaq，This is my wife No.6.
吴妈，no，no，no，I don’t want go with you.
老板：Haha you see，poor people no right to live in this world and they do not have right to fall in love with the girl. What should I do now？Oh，I know （把尸体拖走）He is so heavy！
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
Birdsaredancinginthecold .
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!
X:No, Imustkillyou !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?
X:I’msureIwon’t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.
K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.
K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）
X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!
K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?
Y急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)
K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!
Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme!
X:Forgiveme? Why?
Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!
X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s“WC”!
Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)
K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?
X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”.
K:Don’t saythat“you love me”. I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!
X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(X上去抓住K)
K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!
X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……
Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)
K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou
haveavacation.
Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.
K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha……
Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where’ssomewhere?
K:What?
Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
H顶着摇头：X,no, no， youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC”. Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!
X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !
K: youareright. onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie. Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !
K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?
H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.
K惊讶: !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?
Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .
H扑倒在X的身边：X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)
Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !(Y死，音乐停)
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .
X:gohome ! ?
H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !
X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor... promise meyou will survive... that youwillnevergiveup... nomatter what happens... no matter howhopeless... promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.
H: I promise .
X:Never let go .
H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,
X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)
H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）
这剧本是我原来校庆像用来演的 可是无奈老师给我们又安排了别的节目 这次就给你吧 虽然是5人的 但有些小地方 你改改 多加几个人也不是没有可能的事 跑跑龙套也是可以的 O(∩_∩)O~
Three Little Pigs 三只小猪
Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈
their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东
Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他
Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是
Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈
works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。
to do the housework.
Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得
your own houses. 为自己盖间房。
Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。
Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。
Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。
Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可
for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。
Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？
Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。
Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。
Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不
And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。
Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。
What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么？
Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。
Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。
Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。
……
Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打
a nap. 个盹吧。
Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房
is strong. 很坚固。
Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小猪，小猪，快开门！
Doors!
Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。
Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶
aren’t strong. 都不牢固。
Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东
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