求一些六年级小学生易懂的英语小笑话，要短一点
自创百分数小笑话之一（赵翰哲）
售货员：本店出售新新产品煤炉。A型煤炉节约用煤30%，B型煤炉节约用煤45%，C型煤炉节约用煤25%。
小甘：三种煤炉我都买。
售货员：是你自家买的吗？
小甘：是的，自家买的。
售货员：那只要挑一种就可以了。
小甘：不，如果把三种炉子都买回去，不是可以节约用煤100‘%，就可以不必用煤了吗？
售货员无言以对。
自创百分数小笑话之二（赵翰哲）
班主任：今天活动课咱们班进行跳绳比赛，大家都得参加。
小灵：行，大家都得参加就是百分之百参加。
小甘：100%个同学太少了！100%等于1，1个同学参加怎么比赛？
班主任、小灵：这……？！
自创百分数笑话--------悲惨的1%(蒋凌)
一天,在数学王国里,100遇到了1%,这时100和1%都冒出了豆大的汗珠.100变成了1000,1%变成了千分之一(无法录入千分之一的写法).
100对千分之一说:"大哥，你这是干吗？为什么给我跪着，我……我……我受不起啊！”
“哼，我还给你下跪。我是被人拦腰砍了一刀，钱也被偷了！”
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided that he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. It turns out that his next-door neighbor was also a chicken farmer.
The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens."
The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later, the neighbor stopped by to see how things were going.
The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died."
The neighbor said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've never had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."
Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stopped in again.
The new farmer said, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too."
Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What did you do to them? What went wrong?"
"Well," said the new farmer, "I'm not sure. But I think I'm not planting them far enough apart."
是有点长了.呵呵，不过你要能看懂，还是挺有意思的啊
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said: "I love you." The little girl said: "can you get me for the future?" The little boy said: "of course can, we're not one or two years old!"
一个三岁小男孩拉着一个三岁小女孩的手说：“我爱你。”小女孩说：“你能为我的未来负责吗？”小男孩说：“当然能，我们都不是一两岁的人了！
英语笑话故事
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
翻译：
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
for your confidential
A: "this matter I just tell you one person, you must the secret for me." B: "trust, not only I want secret for you, I will tell everybody to be secret for you."
译文：、
为您保密
甲：”这件事我只告诉你一人，请你千万为我保密。" 乙：”放心，不但我要为你保密，我还要告诉大家都来为你保密。”
One car come one car go,two car Peng-Peng,one car dead.
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