英语情景剧剧本 10分钟
莱曼英语短剧拍摄脚本
2010年3月15日
《快乐的夏令营》
BOY CHARACTORS:
1.Andrew 安德鲁 （男人气质的）
2.Charles 查尔斯 （男子气概的）
3.David 戴维德 （真实的朋友）
4.Dennis 丹尼斯 （豪爽的酒神）
5.Duke 杜克 （先驱领导者）
6.Frank 弗兰克 （率直自由者）
7.Harry 哈里 （家族统治者）
8.Jack 杰克 （上帝的恩宠）
9.Louis 路易斯 （神勇的武将）
10.Martin 马丁 （骁勇的战神）
GIRL CHARACTERS:
1.Alice 爱丽丝 （尊贵和善的）
2.Angela 安杰拉 （飞翔的天使）
3.Caroline 卡洛琳 （勇敢的少女）
4.Donna 唐纳 （贵妇与淑女）
5.Frances 弗朗西斯（自由的少女）
6.Grace 格蕾丝 （优雅的女士）
7.Jessica 杰西卡 （上帝的宠儿）
8.Linda 琳达 （美丽的少女）
9.Susan 苏珊 （百合花般的魅力）
10.Sharon 莎伦 （少女公主）
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1. Alice: Hi ,Angela.It,s you.Nice to see you here.
2. Angela: Oh,Alice.Nice to see you again.
3. Alice: You look much more beautiful.
4. Angela: Really,thank you.You,too.Are you here for the camp?
5. Alice: Yes.My mother wanted me to learn more English.
6. Angela: Just like my Mum.They are always gossip.
7. Alice: Ok.Forget it.Look at your watch.It's so nice.
8. Angela: That's from my mother as a birthday present.
9. Alice: So,do not complain.You have a great mother.
10. Angela: Sure.I love her very much.But I don't like her to be fussy.
11.Alice: Neither do I.
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12.Andrew: Hi, you two.What are you talking about?
13.Alice: Hi,Andrew.We're talking about mothers.
14.Andrew: No good words?My mother wanted me to be good at English.
15.Angela: Your English is really terrible.
16.Andrew: But,it's not my problem.My family teacher is second-handed.
17.Alice: Perhaps,you learned your English by discount.
18.Andrew: Really smart. I know only 20 English letters now.
19.Angela： What a pitty! Silly boy.
20.Alice: Perhaps,Andrew's head is second-handed.
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21.Charles: Let's come here and take a picture together.
22.David: Come on,everybody.Let's take a photo.
23.Charles: Well.Silent,please. Look at me and say "cheese".
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24.David: Well done. Thank you all.Next,let's go this way and have a look at the lake.
25.Caroline: Why did we say "cheese" when we took a picture?
26.Donna: Say "cheese".You have to open your mouth and show your teeth.
27.Caroline: You are right. Everyboday is happy when they take a picture.
28.Donna: People in China always say "茄子” when they take photos.
29.Caroline: Smiling is the most beautiful language in the world.
30.Donna: Do other animals smile?
31.Caroline: I don't think so. If a cat smiles at night when you sleep,what do you think?
32.Donna: That will be terrible.
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33.Frances: Grace,look at the flowers.How beautiful the flowers are!
34.Grace: Yeah.The garden is really beautiful.
35.Dennis: What are you looking at,girls?
36.Frances: Flowers and grasses. Aren't they beautiful?
37.Dennis: Sure.They are.But I like tall trees.They look like boys,tall,strong and powderful.
38.Grace: But,flowers are just like girls,slim,beautiful and gentle.
39.Dennis: Flowers are weak,girls always cry.
40.Frances: On sunny days,we smile,laugh,sing and dance.You cannot imagine a girl is laughing in a rain-storm.
41.Dennis: Sounds terrible.
42.Grace: Dennis,you will be frightened to death.
43.Dennis: OK.I'd better get away from here.
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44.Duke: look,the water in the lake is so clear.
45.Frank: Yeah.There must be a lot of fish in the lake.
46.Duke: I think so.By the way,do you like fishing?
47.Frank: No.But my father does.He goes fishing every Sunday.
48.Duke: There is a story about rabbit's fishing. Would you like to listen?
49.Frank: Sure.Go ahead,please.
50.Duke: A rabbit always went fishing in the river.When he did so,he always took his favourite food, some carrots with him.And he took the carrot as the lure.One day,the fish in the river jumped out of the water.And the fish shouted, "Damn rabbit.If you use the carrot again,we will kill you".
51.Frank: Then,my father is the rabbit.He always threw his chewing gum into the water when fishing.
52.Duke: Perhaps,some day,the fish will come out of the water,and shout at your father.
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53.Jessica: Look at the girl over there.Who is it?
54.Linda: It is Susan,one of my classmates. She is the top student in our class.
55.Jessica: Hi,Susan.How are you?
56.Susan: Fine,thank you,and you?
57.Jessica: Not too bad.What are you reading?
58.Susan: A novel.
59.Linda: She wants to be a writer in the future.
60.Jessica: Really?
61.Susan: Nothing like what she said.
62.Linda: You may read her blog.It is very interesting.
63.Jessica: I will. Wish that you can be a famous writer,like the writer of "Hanry Potter".
64.Susan: I just don't like our text-books.
65.Linda: Neither do I. I like stories very much.
66.Jessica: Our text-books are boring.They make my IQ much lower than before.
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67.Harry: Jack,what do you usually do in your spare time?
68.Jack: Well.Frankly speaking,I have little time to enjoy myself.
69.Harry: Why?
70.Jack: I have to spend much time on my homework.You know,we have too much homework every day.
71.Harry: Poor boy.We have not so much homework.But my mother asks me to attend different learning groups.
72.Jack: What kinds of groups?
73.Harry: like English group,Chinese writing group, maths group,even boxing exercise.
74.Jack: Perhaps you are too weak,not strong enough.
75.Harry: Sometimes,I really want to quit my study.
76.Jack: Then,what will you do?And what can you do?
77.Harry: I don't know.Perhaps I can be an armyman.
78.Jack: You? An armyman? I don't think you are tall enough to be an armyman.
79.Harry: How about a body-guard? My boxing is skillful enough.I am sure I can make it.
80.Sharon:Who can be a body-guard? I need one.
81:Jack: How much will you pay for a body-guard?
82.Sharon:I have no money at all.But in the future,I will pay together. He will get a lot of money all together.
83.Harry: Then,we have to wait,and wait for you to become a VIP.
84.Jack: She can be a famous actress or a pop singer.
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85.Alice: Certainly.Sharon is good at singing songs.She is my classmate.I know her quite well.
86.Angela:Let her sing a song for us,will you?
87.Alice: Please,Sharon.Will you please sing us a song. You are so popular here.
88.Sharon:Well.I'd like to sing one of my favourite songs.
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89.Caroline: Who is your favourite singer,Sharon?
90.Sharon: I think SHE is my favourite singing group.
91.Louis: But,I like Jay Zhou best.
92.Martin: What? I beg your pardon?
93.Sharon: He said that he liked Jay Zhou best.
94.Martin: Oh,my god. His voice is so terrible. I cannot bear it.
95.Caronlin: As a man, he is really not clear enough.
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
Wanderseveryfivemiles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)
