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6人剧本：《大学生活》英语短话剧剧本
College Life
一个简单的6人剧本，讲述大学生活的。
by Betty Liao
Cast
George
Mancy
Ken
Tida
Annie
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Character descriptions:
(G)George － He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.
(K)Ken － He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.
(T)Tida － He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.
(M)Mancy－She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.
(A)Annie －She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.
Plot:
There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives…..
SceneⅠ
(In Girls’ Dorm)
M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.
A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, “Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. (They walk hand in hand.)
M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. (They look at each other, and cross their fingers.)
OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.
SceneⅡ
(Boys’ Dorm)
Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.
M: What’s the most important thing for you?
G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.
M: Wow….I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.
T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.
K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.
(George and Mancy just keep talking.)
M: George, you’re so humorous.
T: (hits the desk) No more talking.
(At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.
Annie calls Mancy.)
M: Hello, this is Mancy.
A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?
M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George…..
A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.
M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.
SceneⅢ
(In class)
K: Sorry, I’m late.
(Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.)
K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.
G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.
T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.
K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.
T: Oh…OK.
A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?
M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.
A: Who was with you? George?
M: Yes….
A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But ….now George is all your life.
M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.
A: I don’t think so.
K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.
T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.
(The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.)
Scene Ⅳ
(On the road)
M: Where are we going?
G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.
M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.
G: That’s OK.
Oh, no! ( George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.)
SceneⅤ
(In the hospital)
M: Are you OK?
G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?
M: Just a little hurt.
G: I’m so sorry.
M: No, don’t say that.
G: But the surprise ….
M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?
G: Maybe I need a walking stick.
Scene Ⅵ
(In the boys’ dorm)
K: What happened to you?
G: I had a motorcycle accident.
T: Are you OK?
G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot..
K: How did it happen?
G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.
T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?
G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!
K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.
T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.
G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.
T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?
K: We can help him go to class.
T: That’s a good idea.
G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.
K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.
T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.
Scene Ⅶ
(In the girls’ dorm)
A: Oh, my…Are you OK?
M: I feel just a little painful.
A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?
M: I’ve already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.
A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner….
M: Really? Where will we go?
A: Hung-Lin, of course.
M: Oh, no!
或者
Toni:Mike, I really had fun today.
Mike: Well I must say, today has gone pretty much the same for me too. So far. Knock on
wood. Alright, do you like card tricks?
Toni: They're my favorite.
Mike: Alright. Pick a card, any card. Ok. Alright. Now think of that card.
Toni: The whole card?
Mike: Yeah, the whole thing. Ok, now, was your card the ace of spades?
Toni: No.
Mike: Ok, what does that say?
Toni: It says...No way, you read my mind!
Mike: Yeah. And I can read your thought too. Shame on you.
Toni: Shame on you.
Mike: Julie!
Julie: Don’t mind me.
Toni: Mike, who is this woman, and what's she doing with your shorts?
Mike: Ah, she's an employee. That will be all my good woman.
Julie: Mike, a word.
Mike: Later. You know you pay someone a salary and they think they own you.
Julie: Mike, you know you are not allowed to have girls in your room.
Toni: What are you, babe.
Julie: Dinner's on as soon as your mother gets home.
Toni: Mother?
Mike: Ah, listen. Toni, where were we?
Toni: Mike, I'm very sorry but I've got to leave.
Mike: Hey, no, no, no, no, Toni. Come on. Don’t listen to Julie. I mean she's just someone that
my parents hired to take care of my stupid little sister.
Toni: No, see. I just don’t date guys who aren't allowed to have girls in their rooms. I have a
reputation.
Mike: Toni, Toni, Toni. Come on. You just can’t do this. Walking into my room. Turn off the
lights. Start talking suggestive, and then just leave?
Toni: Mike, I'm dumb, but I’m not stupid.
Mike: hey look Julie. Who the heck gave you permission to come barging up to my place any
time you want. And who the heck gave you a key?
Julie: You did, right after you said "Julie, come up to my place any time you want".
Mike: Look, I withdraw that permission and you give me back my key. You know, you have no
right to come barging into my, my uh..
Julie: Into your what?
Mike: Into my what what.
Julie: You're the one talking.
Mike: Yeah, well, well look. I'd appreciate。
或者
改变自己 May Dream Can Come True
摘要：这个故事是关于两个好朋友凯茜,苏珊。凯西是一个非常薄的女孩;另一方面,苏珊是个很重的女孩。因此凯茜和苏珊想改变自己。
英语剧本May Dream Can Come True./梦想可能成真 4-6人英语剧本
by Tina Min
4-6人英语剧本
Cathy
Susan
Angel and Servant
Aside and Clerk
Summary
Susan很苗条，Cath和胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……
This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.
Scene I
(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)
Cathy: Hello, Susan. How are you?
Susan: I’m not doing well.
Cathy: Why not?
Susan: I’m too fat. I want to lose some weights.
Cathy: Really? But I want to become fat.
Susan: Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible thing. Look at me. My abdomen looks like a swimming belt. It is so ugly.
(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen.)
Cathy: But it is tender and makes me feel content.
Susan: You’re so kind. Your words make me happy.
Cathy: I’m serious, no kidding.
Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)
Why are you not me and I am not you?
(Susan seems to intend doing something.)
Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard together.
Cathy: It sounds good. I can help you and you can help me. That’s wonderful. (Saying loudly)
Susan: We begin planning right away.
Cathy: Uh! Let’s go.
Scene II
(Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me.)
Servant: Welcome! Do you want to take part in our class?
Cathy: Yes! We will.
Servant: Ok!
Susan: Why do you take me here?
Cathy: I see that “Trust me, you can make it” commercial on TV. It looks great. So I want to trust it and help you become thinner.
Susan: Oh…! Why do you also particular in?
Cathy: Because we are good friends, we should do it together. (Ha! Ha!)
(After several days)
Susan: Why? It’s no use to me, but you become much thinner. (Crying)
Cathy: I don’t want it, too. (Crying)
(The two girls are very angry to look the servant.)
Servant: It’s not my fault. (She escapes from the store.)
Scene III
(Later, Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds.)
Cathy: McDonalds?
Susan: Fast food has high calories. It is the best food to make you fat.
Clerk: May I help you?
Susan: I want to order four hamburgers, ten drumsticks, five french fries and two cokes.
Clerk: What??
Cathy: Sorry, give us a minute. (Talks to the waiter)
(Cathy pulls Susan’s arm and moves to the side.)
Cathy: I can’t eat all of them.
Susan: The food is not just for you.
Cathy: Don’t you want to be thin?
Susan: Yes.
Cathy: You can’t eat them, because they will make you fat.
Susan: But I can’t oppose the attraction.
(Cathy gives Susan a look.)
Susan: Let me think.
(Suddenly, an angel and an evil appear.)
Evil: You can eat it. Anyway, you have time to lose weight.
Angel: If you eat them now, you would do the same thing next time. You will not lose any weight.
Evil: Listen to me. I’m right.
Angel: No, he’s wrong.
(Evil begins to fight against the angel.)
Susan: Enough! Go away! (Yells to the evil and the angel)
Cathy: Are you OK?
Susan: Uh! I decide to eat today.
Cathy: OK!
Susan: I want to order the same food that I ordered before.
Clerk: OK! Please wait a minute.
(They sit down and begin to eat.)
Cathy: Um…It’s so greasy. Do I have to eat this?
Susan: Yes, you must eat it. I can help you. (Susan takes food to stuff Cathy’s mouth.) Poor girl!
Scene IV
(Angel and Evil appear again.)
Angel: Are you sure it’s good for her?
Evil: If you don’t believe me, you could see the result later.
Angel: I hope you are right.
(Several weeks later, they walk along the street.)
Susan: I’m so hungry. I want to eat.
Cathy: I’m so full. I want to vomit.
(They hug each other and cry loudly.)
Cathy: I don’t want to be fat.
Susan: I don’t want to be thin. (They say it at the same time.)
(Angel takes the evil that is rope appears.)
Angel: You use the wrong way to achieve your purposes. You need to ask a professional nutritionist.
Cathy and Susan: So…! (They look at each other with some special meaning, and then catch the angel’s leg.)
Cathy and Susan: You must know some shortcut to help us.
Cathy and Susan: We won’t let you go until you help us.
Angel: Oh, god!!
(Cathy and Susan chase the angel. The evil stays there.)
Evil: What has happened? (Shrug)
或者
一个凶杀案破案悬疑的剧本
John, the Butler
by Ms. Hsing-Lin Lai
5人剧本.一个凶杀案破案悬疑剧本,好不好自己看看吧.
人物
Channel
Vivian
Michelle and Police officer
William
John
Summary
William likes to have affairs with pretty young women. His wife, Channel, cares only for his money. John, the butler, loves William, but William doesn’t know it. He is very jealous about the fact that William is head over heels in love with his daughter, Vivian.
SCENE I
(Early in the morning, William’s body is found by his door. A police officer is questioning everyone in the house.)
Channel: What happened?
John: What’s the matter?
Police officer: Who was the last one with William last evening?
Channel: Vivian was with him.
Police officer: What happened between you and William?
Vivian: It couldn’t be me. I went to bed early last evening because I didn’t feel well.
Police officer: But you were the last one with him last evening.
Vivian: How could a small woman like me be a murderer?
Police officer: (Questioning Channel) Then, it’s you, Channel. I suspect your motives. You killed your husband in order to inherit his wealth.
Channel: Everyone knows my husband’s very rich. But I love him dearly. How could I kill him?
(Then the police officer starts staring at John.)
John: Not me, officer. I swear to god that I’m innocent.
(But John’s face starts turning white, and he’s wiping his forehand with a handkerchief.)
Police officer: (Yelling) You are the murderer! The bloodstain on the handkerchief proves itself.
John: No… I respect and admire my master so much. How could I kill him? I can explain why I’ve got the mark on my handkerchief. I cut my finger when I tried to unscrew the cap of a bottle last night. All the maidservants in the kitchen can prove it!
Police officer: Then can anyone tell me who killed him?
SCENE II
(Last evening, William hosted a birthday party in his house. William and Channel entered the living room.)
William’s friends: Happy birthday to you, William.
Channel: Happy birthday, darling.
William: Thank you. Welcome to my birthday party. I’m so happy. Now, make yourself at home and enjoy the food and drinks.
John: What would you like to drink, sir? (John goes over to William.)
William: Uh, one whisky, please.
John: Ok, coming right up. (He calls Vivian and she comes over.) Give master a whisky.(To Vivian.)
Vivian: Yes, father.
SCENE III
(After the party, Vivian goes home and John stays there. Then William follows Vivian as he decides to confess his love to her.)
William: I want to tell you that I love you so much. In fact, I’ve been fallen in love with you at first sight.
Vivian: Oh, you are so romantic!
William: May I have the honor to be your lover?
Vivian: But you are married!
William: The truth is I love you more than my wife.
Vivian: Then what are you going to do about your wife?
William: Trust me. I’ll give you happiness that you’ve never had in your life.
Vivian: Will you give me some time to think about it?
William: Of course, I’ll wait for you, my love. (William sings love songs to her.)
(John feels shocked and furious when he overheard the conversation between William and Vivian. And he goes over to Vivian.)
Vivian: Dad, I think he’s a great person and a wonderful lover.
John: You’d better break up with him immediately before it is too late!
SCENE IV
(John tells Channel about what happened between Vivian and William.)
John: Master said he loves my daughter. Why? Why he loves my daughter?
Channel: What? My husband loves another woman again? It’s not a big deal! I only care about his money!
John: He’s cheating on you and fooling with my daughter.
Channel: This time, I must do something about it.
(A few minutes later, Channel calls Michelle.)
Channel: Hello. May I speak to Michelle?
Michelle: Password, please.
Channel: You are a genius and I am a fool.
Michelle: Yes, you got it. Anything I can be of service to you?
Channel: I…I…I…want… (Stammering)
Michelle: Hey, don’t be afraid. Speak up!
Channel: Please kill a person for me.
Michelle: What? You want me to kill a person?
Channel: Yes, could you do it for me, please?
Michelle: Ha, I’m just kidding. Of course, that’s what I am here for. I accept the case. And you know, I need a great deal of money as a reward.
Channel: Yes, no problem at all.
Michelle: Ok, done.
SCENE V
(William is missing Vivian very much after he has being warned by John to break up with his daughter. So he couldn’t help himself to try to meet Vivian again.)
William: I miss you so much, Vivian. You drive me crazy.
Vivian: How could you leave me alone?
William: Vivian, let’s go for a walk and I’ll tell you about it. Ok?
Vivian: All right.
(They date in the woods at night. John is very angry when he sees William coming back happily from his date with Vivian.)
John: How could you fall in love with my daughter? Don’t you know I’m the person who loves you the most?
William: Nonsense! Don’t forget you are just a butler!
John: You know nothing at all.
(John tries to hit William but misses. Eventually he managed to trip William up and made him bump against the wall and died on the ground in the dark.)
(Back to “now”. William jumps up and catches John’s leg suddenly.)
William: You are the murder. I’ll never forgive you!
John: No, my goodness. No… (Crying loudly)
有两个供你参考：
1：
人物：A(衣衫褴褛）
B（衣着光鲜）
C小花
D小草
E椅子
F新闻记者
剧本：
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：哇，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
2：这个剧本挺搞笑的
孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本
Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wifeis Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft housands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goan dask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeis useless.Lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not robany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
标题: 孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
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