关于爱丽丝漫游奇境 一小段英语翻译 很简单

用简单的英语翻译下面的爱丽丝漫游奇境的简介，不要翻译器翻译的。

The story is about a little girl called Alice. She fell into sleep when she was reading books with her sister at the river bank. In her dream, she chased a rabbit with a vest on and fell into a rabbit hole from where she entered a wonderful world. In this world, she turned now big, now small, and even fell into a pool of here own tears once. She also met the Dutchess who loved to teach, the mysterious Cheshire Cat, the mythical Gryphon and the Mock Turtle, the card Queen who always shouted "Off with his head" and a pack of card soldiers. She attended a mad tea party, a weird game of croquet and a trial. At last, she woke up as she was having a conflict with the Queen, and found herself still lying at the river bank and her sister gently brushing away from her face several fallen leaves which she took to be cards in her dream.

我去拜访一些很久没见的朋友，在那之后的整个一周内我都不在。
我竭力想远离政治，但我还是想知道你说的那些英国抓获的伊朗战犯的消息。
是的，尽管我们的消息被扭曲了，但是这儿有如此多的消息，只要你取两个折中一下往往就是事实了。
哈哈！
如果你到美国来，我可以空出一个卧室。

This story tells about advertures of a girl called Alice. It is a strange story in which there are characters like Cheshire Cat, Mad Hatter, March Hare and mouse.

The story talked about a man named Alice of the girls story. There are stories of Cheshire Cat , Mad Hatter, March Hare and the mouse. This is a very strange story.